Geez (Putting this on parody wikia now)

For Noa's sake...

Norse Mythology

Loki isn't Thor brother or Odin son, Odin killed his parents. Odin doesn't adopt Loki because Odin doesn't give a single crap about the frost giant.

Loki is Odin's blood brother.

Loki got raped by a horse and gave birth to 8 legged horse and give it to Odin.

Odin got eaten by Fenrir Loki's son during Ragnarok

Thor's hammer worthy thing doesn't exist

Thor has red hair not blonde

Thor is a hot headed it means he gets angry very easy if you broke his pet goats bone

Thor has Jotun known as the giants as his wife but he chose his main one goddess of love Sif

Thor eats his goats then bring them back to life with his magic hammer

They are not called Asgardians. They are called Aesir.

Thor hammer is small because loki turn into a fly and bite the dwarfs that is making mjolnir

10th century thor thors hammer mjolnir sweden norse mythology god gods necklace myth myths Loki cause ragnarok because he tricked the blind god of darkness to shoot his brother Baldur with arrow mistletoe. Baldur died

Thor dies by poison from Loki's son the Midgard serpent.

All of them died in ragnarok

Then somehow Baldur the son of Odin survived and Magni and Modi the sons of thor survived also. And two remaining humans survived also and repopulate the earth.

Jesus Chirst, why everyone thinks Thor and Loki are brothers? Because Marvel make them as brothers.

Aesir are not jerks unlike the greek

Odin does not lose his eye in battle. He sacrificed his eye for wisdom from the water of yggdrasil

Marvel's Norse Mythology is different than the real Norse Mythology.

Read the actual Norse Mythology if you got time.